Well yesterday the lard but family managed to knock the bird feeder down; they did not unscrew it but are so porked they unbent the HEAVY multi-wire electric circuit wiring that is holding it up.
It is so stiff I had to take it off of the tree and bend it with two hands to make the loop to re-hold the bird feeder.
TODAY, I have seen a bunch of BIRDS, yes BIRDS,
no lard butt family out there pigging out.
Maybe they fell on their heads and got some sense knocked into them, no their brains are in the posterior location.