Sally - I hide the "guilty" bacon in the freezer. And I forgot to add two bottles of wine for cooking (red and white).
I'm not sure about parsnips either. Same with rutabagas. I didn't grow up eating them so maybe an acquired taste?
Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize that we can't eat money. Cree proverb