Dearest Nancy, Richard has not forgiven you yet for calling Kew Palace a castle and you want Hampton Court!
Mind you if you could afford that you would not have to do the housework or the cooking.
In King Henry VIIIs time his household bill for Hampton court as he liked spices and things, for a month in today's money was £3 million!
Better save up then Nancy! Mind you, you can go for cruises free of charge up and down the River Thames. But don't end up going through Traitors Gate at the Tower of London, as nobody who has ever been through there has come out alive!
It does have its own vine that is tended by a girl I used to go out with (the Royal Vine Keeper), this produce 18 tons of grapes a year on a single vine and is nearly 500 years old!
I have informed my mother about you eating scones and she was most delighted indeed, as I often speak of you !
Big Hugs for now.
Love.
Neil.
