Goodness, Neil -- I had to Google "Agincourt" - that battle was fought in 1415 !! And I thought the southerners in our country that still seem to be reliving the civil war here are a bit ridiculous! (that was from the 1860's...).
I must say, I would find it a bit upsetting to have my two bow fingers -- or any other two fingers -- cut off, as well. Well, what can you say about the French? Eat Freedom Fries, we say here!
Uh, oh -- my MIL is of French descent...
I am glad you've become more mature and peaceful over the years.