LOL...reminded me of when I raised Naked...yes a bluejay. He barely had pin feathers when I got him from a friend. Naked took over my screen room. Was perfect for him...he was safe, but could see the world and learn. The first few times I had to go 30 miles (one way) to get Master Naked crickets I had to have a neighbor bird sit since he was being fed every 15-20 minutes. Such crazy fun. Even bought a small grill since Naked loved perching on the big grill...was terrified I'd end up with little grilled birdie feet. To this day there is still Naked poop on my antique brass eagle attached to the wall/side of the house. At the time all I had was webtv so a "friend" in California made Naked his very own website at geocities with pictures (film camera) and text I sent to her. I can only imagine what some folks ended up with when doing a search for Naked without including the story of a bluejay.
Each cloud has a silver lineing if only you look for it.