That 'Mordor' looks...
.
I'm a
long term LOTR fan (since I was about 13-14), but I'm not sure how I would feel about having that one in my garden.
I understand and sympathize with your lack of willpower, though.
I'm now almost dreading the parade of boxes that will be arriving. I don't have a lot of sunny space; I don't know where I will put them all...