My worst pest is park management. (Manufactured home park.)
"Weed this, mow that, trim everything!"
Grumble grumble. But, since we all live in each others pockets, I really should keep them happy even if it means PAYING someone (until I retire and have time to do it right myself).
(Edited to change "wed" to "weed". Park management doesn't care who I marry as long as my yard has no weeds. "No green things" would be OK with them, but they want everything tidy. Park management isn't as annoying as many HOAs. They are busy enough that they don't invent reasons to mess around with people.)