Greene, your car reminds me of a post on the "dumpster-diving divas" thread back in the old DG. A compost enthusiast saw many bags of leaves by the side of the road while driving her kids home in a big SUV.
Whoosh, whoosh.
Every empty cubic foot of that SUV was filled with big plastic bags full of leaves. The kids were completely buried - you couldn't even see the tops of their heads.
You could only hear their plaintive cries: "Mooooooommmmm!!"