"Flossing sucks! I refuse. I'll buy the dentures when my well-brushed teeth fall away. Dentures are pretty, can't say that for my nurtured over-priced over-rated teeth! "
Well -- while I agree with "flossing sucks," and also that my teeth aren't as pretty as dentures would be (I consider them as having "character"
), I would much prefer to do what I need to do to keep from having even a "deep cleaning," never mind having my teeth pulled and getting dentures...
(the less dentist interaction the better, IMO!)