God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do... and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Some Points To Ponder:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being forgetful....
5. Funny, I don't remember being forgetful....
6. Funny, I don't remember being forgetful....
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I could use a few.
I can remember when kids in the back seat caused accidents:
I can somehow remember that accidents in the back seat caused kids!
