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Sep 10, 2016 12:04 PM CST
Name: Agavegirl1
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Yep......

Needless to say when I felt like dating again I only dated men who had NEVER been married before.

If they said, "I'm divorced or I'm separated" I ran like my feet were on fire and my butt was catching. Didn't want to leave the door open for any 'surprises' later on or the ghost of someone's lunachick wife of past or present showing up at my door or work.

Good thing I hadn't run out of bread yet because I was eyeing the fork next.

Wish you guys had started this forum about 8 months ago. If you thought I was mad I don't know who the woman was but whatever the dude in our neighborhood did must have been off the charts. I never thought to take pictures.

At the end of a cull de sac a few streets over where I walk the dog sometimes there was a house that had a car that had been torched. It was out in the drive way. I mean torched down to the point where the metal rims were melted to the pavement, the metal on the doors and hood were rippled, the garage door was black and the whole part of the house there showed smoke damage. Thank God stucco doesn't burn as fast as wood. Police tape across the yard, the whole 9 yards.

Being nosy, I hung around and when I saw a neighbor I asked what happened. Lady said, "Oh, I don't know what happened but his girlfriend set the car on fire when he wasn't home." Blinking Confused

"You mean the car caught on fire when she started it?"

NO...she SET the car on fire. The police were here and the fire department and........don't know why she did it....but they fought a lot.....blah, blah blah.


Rolling on the floor laughing Thumbs up I tip my hat to you. Good for the crazy @#%*$.
Wish I had thought of it first when it came to married guy. I'm sure she doesn't mind sitting in jail. The satisfaction she got must be well worth it.

Guys wanna hang out with me? This kind of weird stuff just follows me around in life like a stray dog.
To boldly grow where no man has lawn before.

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