And they're all high up judges. They're not on the internet, and really stuck on their beliefs. The one insists that Ensatas won't grow anywhere but Upstate NY. Of course now who knows what she's talking about. They never call them Japanese irises.
Next time I'll have to print a pic of your place and show them. I bet they won't believe you don't live in Upstate NY. Although you almost do.
But, I guess I like your idea best. Read all about it, 8/2012.