Well, tomorrow I have a DEXA scan - check on the ole bone density
That is one way to know you ain't a spring chicken
My DH had to get his prostate exam today...and he WANTED me to GO with him and observe the pants around the ankle scenario....that is for sure sign number two.
I have notes up all over the house to remind me tomorrow to actually go for that scan ..that is sign number 3
I have a criminal check I have to do tomorrow - so I can teach/ volunteer at the elementary school...I ALWAYS pass it and they never actually ASK me to prove that I pass it..sign 4
I dyed a chunk of my hair purple and nobody noticed it -(perhaps folks think it is old lady blue??) ( or dementia) sign 5
The doc wants me to eat a handful of walnuts every day...and because of that recommendation I need prunes ..sign number 6
Looked down and saw I had white socks on with my new Keen walking shoes and noticed nobody actually wears socks with these shoes ....sign 7
I went to Costco and despite their HUGE inventory of fun stuff...in my wagon was paper towels, toilet tissue, detergent, Hawaiian rolls and B complex ..... BORING ....sign number 8
All my eyeshadow is at least 5 years old and brand new....sign 9
While walking at the Riverwalk I looked down at my legs shining pure pure white - except for a few blue spiders - in the sun and noticed I missed an entire leg while shaving....and I did not even care...
Definitely sign 10
The tops of my underware are at least 5 inches higher than the waist of my jeans...sign 11
I watched an awards show and recognized about 7 percent of the celebrities sign 12
I can't remember what comes after 12
