Name: James Anacortes, WA (Zone 8b) (Heat zone - 1, Sunset zone - 5)
Or why people live in South Texas... everything is dead in the scorching heat of summer, not enough rain in fall, too cold for our tropical grass in winter, so basically we only mow in the spring when it's warm but not hot, and we actually get rain.
I am not an early bird or a night owl--I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon