No no no, Becky. What I meant is that I can't follow patterns. I'll leave them for somebody who can.
I never could color within the lines. And kits? Well once somebody who didn't know me very well gave me a kit to make a bracelet. Beads and great waxed cord. I couldn't follow the bracelet directions because they made no sense to me, but I did make a really sweet dream catcher out of it. That thing stayed outside for years hanging from the limb of my wisteria. The birds liked it too. And Vic, one year when it got ratty I smooshed peanut butter and nuts all over it. Birds loved it.
See...I just can't do kits. And don't send me any eyeballs. Those things with the moving black doodads inside drive me nuts. It's like Dahlia and glue. I don't do glue either but I'm making a heckuva cool bowling ball thingy.
And those pouffy pom poms. And heaven help me if I ever get into a bag of cotton balls.
I'm great with macrame' though.
And I'm not too shabby with a paint brush. Right, Vic?
