Up here they want a weeks wages to pull just one measly tooth.
I'm down to my last 4 teeth now and one of them is on the way out. It's loose and sore and flopping around in my mouth when I talk. I've begged a few men to punch me in the jaw just to knock it out....they're all chicken though...won't hit a woman. I think it's discrimination, if I were a man they'd gladly give me a shot to the jaw to help out...but noooo
DH is 6' 3" and scrawny as all get out...bones sticking out every which way. I've even tried to run into him fast with my jaw sticking out but I think he's gotten wise to me...he's been keeping his elbows tucked in these last couple of weeks.
Maybe I ought to find a sympathetic mule? one with good aim and a soft-ish foot?
