Oh yes, conniption fits are totally different than hissy fits & neither one is the same as a full fledged stompin' fit. And there ain't nuthin' copacetic about none of 'em.
And after you witness one or have one you DO need that massage therapist. Ahhhhhhh, I feel better just thinking about having one. Not the therapist but the massage. LOL!
And Rick, what in blue blazes is a mattock?