>> YOU have way more mattoxes than are healthy...
Probably so!
>> have you talked to someone about your addiction?
Only while shopping for even more mattocks, axes and hoes. ;-)
My next acquisition might be a wider-bladed hoe so I can pull more soil in one swipe while mixeing in amendments for the next raised bed.
Maybe a power auger ...
What I really want is an antigravity projector. Then I could deep-turn an entire field at a time.