Legalily said:While planting bulbs today I noticed I cut a worm in half and since I had been reading here I just started to laugh. 
I almost apologized
Almost?????? OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I planted a few bulbs today too and when I first went out, there was this HUGE earthworm, it must have been 10 inches long! I've never seen anything like it! So I said, hey! What are you doing out here! Hold on, I'll get a stick and put you where you need to be. I did, and talked to it the whole time. "There you go, now borrow on down. Help my peony grow. That's right, eat and poo. That's what you do."
He must have understood because he became short and fat, and then slimed his way into the earth right next to my peony--the one I won in the NARR!
