My favorite joke from my Grandpa. Good holiday fun one.I have never typed this before......might be kind of long.
A guy goes into a pet shop and tells the shop owner what kind of pet he is looking for. He really wants an animal he can communicate with. The pet shop owner laughed and said he had a talking parrot. The hopeful new pet owner then replied that a parrot is perfect! The owner shakes his head and explains it was a joke and that this parrot has lived on a navy ship and picked up some undesired language. The man was certain that this was the pet for him and brought the parrot home. All was well. The man truly loved his new friend until the parrot said some really bad words. So he stuck him in the freezer for five seconds.
Guy: You know what you did?
Parrot: Yes
Guy: Got any questions?
Parrot: No
The new friendship blossoms and all is well until the bird begans using fowl language once again. He puts him in the freezer for ten seconds.
Guy: You know what you did?
Parrot: Yes
Guy: Got any questions?
Parrot: No
Two minutes go by and the parrot says things that should never be said and the man is very upset with the parrot. He puts the parrot in the freezer for a whole three minutes and takes him back out.
Guy: You know what you did?
Parrot: Yes
Guy: Got any questions?
Parrot: Yes! What did the turkey do?
