Sharon, I love how you ramble from one subject to another so naturally that I often don't notice that we started with A, which flowed into B and C. Or in this case boneless birds eventually leading us to purple lights.
When I think of boneless birds, I usually picture the Gary Larson cartoon featuring the Boneless Chicken Ranch, showing limp blobs of chickens strewn about with feathers, feet and all. I have a coffee mug with that Far Side cartoon on it.