Wow, I'll take him.
I've thought about paying someone to mulch. But aside from the fact than I'm cheap, I don't trust anyone around my plants. (Like, those tiny wintersown seedlings which are so tiny when planted out. I'm afraid a stranger would mulch over them). Paul does more mulching than I do, but I try to work side-by -side with him so I can tell him "No! That's not a weed!"
I do wish he liked gardening as much as I do, though.
Karen