I have a friend south of here who has an albino squirrel or two living in or near her yard. Maybe if I bring an albino up and you ship a black down, we could raise a new breed and call them 'scentless skunks' or maybe tuxedo squirrels, whattya think, Gordon?? Piano squirrels? Zebra squirrels?
"Ahhhh yes, there go those zebra squirrels that Gordon and Sharon created way back in 2012 . . . why I remember when squirrels were only $25 each. Ahhhhhh those were the days. "
Yeah I think too much, but Gordon understands every word.