One more so I'm caught up with my other gardening forum.
My Granddad used to call an ugly color sh*tmuckledun and Mom would say cattywampus or that we were rambunctious.
Things were cockamamie. If it was a tall story, formerly known as a lie, it was malarky or poppycock. We would pussyfoot around. Who cut the cheese was a really popular one and so was fart blossom. Who is cruisin for a bruisin?