Of all the accusations! I don't even know what Everclear and knockouts is (or are).
This started when I was about 21 and I didn't garden then. I can't think of anything that might have caused it.
Let's blame it on gymnastics. It was harmful in so many ways. I think it stunted my growth in a peculiar way. When I gave it up at the age of 16, I was still only 4'6". I grew 4 more inches in the next year and kept growing until I was 21, which is uncommon. I topped out at 5'4" but I've lost two or three of those inches in the past few years, now that I'm a doddering old lady.