Thanks for that info, Michelle!
Have I gone crazy? I'd have sworn that you had these listed but now I can find no record of it.
Are you sure that it was a human that tried to purloin your Pelargonium? Do you have voles (not moles) in your area? They like to cut plants down at the base like that and then slowly drag the pieces to their burrows. Hateful little creatures!
On another topic, the "meat" rock is hilarious!