I'll trade you thousands of pill bugs for your squirrel. I tried to have a vegetable garden. The wood that was decomposing turned into the Rolly Poly Motel. They ate all the seedlings. the only things left are parsley and tomatoes. I give up.
Get one of those have-a hart traps and catch the little rodent. I know a nice new undeveloped subdivision you can take him to.......
Let me know when you sit on the porch with the BB gun. I'd like to get a photo of that!