Hi. I don't really know where to put this, but I've been having fun with google translate. I am putting in plant info and names and getting "interesting" things out of it.
Some quotes:
(Sedum anglicum info) "In Kyrgyzstan, the fruit is English, not dry."
(Sedum booleanum info) "Three Sahara Gift cards of the Piling River."
This one is self explanatory: "Echeveria imbricata is a water-soluble orange plant."
(Echeveria Neon Breakers info) "Various types of books are needed. His face was pink."
(Asparagus densiflorus info) "Asparagus is a green tree called up to 134 mimicks, but grows independently of the fungus. Guess what?"
Let me know if you have any plants you want me to try, or if you'd like to read longer translations.
