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Mar 19, 2022 9:00 AM CST
Name: Rose
Oquawka, IL (Zone 5a)
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A short while ago I received a friend request from a young lady about 19 years old... I was curious.
I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.
So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages. She was very kind. She called me beautiful. She asked my age.
I'm not a liar so I told her and reminded her I'm quite a bit her senior. And I let her talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad. 😉
We keep talking for a while and within a short time, she asked if we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then she replied with a face like 👿. She said 'thank you babe, you start."
So I did! I told her adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury.
And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements! Can't forget that!
While I was waiting for her to answer me...
She blocked me!
She wanted to talk about adult things and then can't take the heat!
When all is said and done, there’s more said than done.

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