Thank you.
Dover is a scott american bulldog and he's the devil. the snuggliest cuddliest most house wrecking dog the world has ever seen.
i thought he peed on the dining rm rug the other day... there's this giant orange yellow stain..
he stole BOTH mangoes off the kitchen counter, smeared orange stains all over my rug, ate them peel to hard white center, then kept me awake for 3 days sucking his teeth trying to get the mango seed hairs out of his teeth and I don't even want to talk about two mangoes worth of skin pooping...
he kills more plants than I do, except he smashes the expensive pots to do it, oh, and did I mention he bites strangers?
