I have tried and failed at growing so many houseplants that now my only temptation would be a new Chinese evergreen (Aglaonema) with colorful variegated foliage. Three years of growing numerous cultivars of Aglaonema have convinced me that this is the best me-proof genus for my home. It grows happily under LED ceiling lights in rooms with only one window that is nowhere near some of these plants.
Here is one of my Aglaonema plants:
