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JebobaTea said: oh no, the semps are evolving. they're spreading too fast and too efficiently, we gotta terminate them before they take over our garden beds. their destructive capabilities and counterintelligence are superior to ours already, we must act quickly. *brandishes herbicide*

No herbicide brandishing here in this townhouse location: The runaways are caught and have to appear at community events, the overproducers are put into bigger garden suites, the "too-efficients" are touted as shining examples to the slow growers and the more intelligent cultivars are hooked up to electrodes to give up the secret of "ratio between rosette size and length of stolon that is optimal."
Worse comes to worse they go into the NO-Id work program...