Dear porkpal, I had to take the photos as they made me laugh. The clay chicken is of no use to Kathleen as it needs to be nursed over the winter indoors as it is clay, and would crack in the frost. The pig is no use at all, as it would need to be watered, which is not a lot of use to you in a drought!
Sorry for my sense of humour.
However this is Alium a member of the garlic family, try weeding this!
Kindest regards.
Neil.
