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Jul 24, 2012 3:08 PM CST
Name: Toni
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CindiKS said:Great pic, Toni! Rolling on the floor laughing
But aren't those known to be hazardous in the State of California?
In Kansas, they are considered essential food. We force feed them to kids right before they take their achievement tests. (NO LIE. I complained and got nowhere. The schools give kids orange juice and donuts before state tests and finals. My poor underprivileged kids got sent to school with bacon and eggs in their stomachs, no sugar allowed).
I have never witnessed it, but maybe that's what's happening at the voting precincts in Kansas. Voters show their state-issued I.D., then get fed a donut and instantly lose 30 I.Q. points. We're at the extreme end of the extremists here. Oh Sorry, off topic again......or not, we were talking about compost, right?

Sticking tongue out


completely off topic, but a gazillion years ago when I was taking the ACT test for college, I had a raging infection. I was misdiagnosed and given the wrong medications. The medication I was prescribed was a pain medication and some kind of antibiotic (not sure exactly what.. this *was* a long time ago). I just remember that I was completely and utterly stoned out of my gourd. I had to hold the pencil with all my fingers rather than how you're supposed to hold the pencil because it kept jumping out of my hand. The walls were undulating in beautiful wave-like motions.

Scored the highest that time than any other time I took the test.

And everything's hazardous in the state of California. Things that are not a known carcinogen anywhere else is a known carcinogen in California. Shrug!

Hmm.. maybe that's what J&P is doing: handing out donut coupons to people who order their roses? (that's the way you tie the two threads together!) I've posted this before, but it's still a favorite. Please enlarge to understand the whole joke.
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