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Apr 5, 2024 6:45 AM CST
Name: Rose
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Once upon a time, there was a leader of a Bedouin tribe.

Not just any ruler, he actually ruled several different tribes all at the same time.

The wealth bestowed by his position allowed him to spend time pursuing his true passion - makeup development.

His company marketed different kinds of eye shadow and blush, but found themselves most successful selling a unique type of lipstick.

Among other traits, its durability made it very popular.

But, one day it was discovered that a particular type of bialy - specifically bialys made with eggs - caused it to break down chemically.

The powerful sheik and his company made the unfortunate decision that, rather than improve the product, they would spread around hush money to keep this scandal under wraps.

But of course, the story got out.
And one newspaper referred to it as:

๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ก ๐…๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค
๐„๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐’๐ก๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ก
When all is said and done, thereโ€™s more said than done.

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