Dear H.R.H., I shall revise my thinking on your husbands servant as she is 21 years old, blonde and 5'9. Yes she is slim and most attractive. But your Royal Highness if you do not feed a horse at home it will wander!
I do so hope Archie comes to see us soon as well. I will of course speed up the kitchen and I have appointed a new Head Gardener, me. I so hope I meet your requirements!
All is well as we approach the Autumn, and we are most looking forward to your Royal visit sometime.
Your obedient servant.
Head bottle washer.
Neil.
p.s your new Bentley is gleaming, ma'am. Your old one was beyond repair.
