Dear H.R.H., yes James is still available for any services you may require as normal! The kitchen improvements are now being made within the strict requirements of the law! The tea and scone, jam and cream house is now open and is doing rather well. The vinery produce a lot of grapes this year, and it will be soon its 500th Birthday!
The Rolls Royce is always present ma'am, should one wish to go out shopping at Harrods!
Royal bed cleaner.
Neil.
p.s. may I employ the blond servant?
