I'm sorta weird in that I like the dark humor myself.
I can't believe Richard & Bill went to Sears --- wow!
You are so blessed to have such wonderful friends. When the going gets tough you find out who your true friends are.
Dinner sounds good! Got any leftovers? I could be there in....oh, let's see....3 1/2 hours? Just about midnight snack time.
Wish I could fix the BEAST for you.
You know we'll all be there holding your cyber hand tomorrow as we have been since you began posting & we will continue to.
Love you Gin