Paddy and Mick were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Dublin, Ireland
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Paddy says to Mick "Jayzuz, I wish we had something to drink"
Mick replies, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz, shall we try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Paddy wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT!!
NO hangover!!
NO bad side effects!!
Nothing!!
Then the phone rings.
It's Mick, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Paddy says "sure, I feel great, how about you?"
Mick says "Yeah, I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Paddy replies "No, sure that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often"
"Yeah, well there's just one thing" says Mick.
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No" says Paddy.
"Well, DON'T - 'cause I'm in Paris"........
