lol! I think as long as you don't wander the grounds too much you'll be fine.
No mushrooms for us! I only eat them sometimes, and DH doesn't really like them at all. Besides, it looks like the dirt I bought (potting soil. ha!) is made of mushroom compost. Why do I think so? Well, just about every time I water, the next morning there's a nice bumper crop of shrooms in the planter. You should see the ones today!