hee hee, well I don't have any aunts still on this earth (that I know of) and I don't remember having any crazy ones that lived in a basement ... but ya never know!
I truly love your sense of humor and I'm sure all of your family members do too ... if not, they're sure losing out on the joy!
~ I'm an old gal who still loves playing in the dirt!
~ Playing in the dirt is my therapy ... and I'm in therapy a lot!