My byline would be "gnats and how I killed them when I didn't know I had that many".
I forgot to empty out a tub of leftover dishwater from washing dishes before I left the house for a week and when I came back home, there were a few hundred gnat bodies floating in the water. Never could understand why they would land in my just-made morning coffee and still don't understand the dishwater. Must be the source of water?
