Okay...here we go. Remember, you asked for this!
The NOID is the worst...let's start with it first.
The longest one is probably 10" in length.
I'd say that Lady Kelly also really dislikes living indoors.
Triste
Abba no-like-a indoors either.
Glaucom minor.
Fuego isn't suffering quite as bad.
Purdy's Big Red is the obvious winner of the indoor semp experiment. She's leaning mightily, but still maintaining most of her beautiful form.
One thing I did notice when I got these out and started messing with them...the soil was completely dry.