Steve - I'm already fat, so I don't worry about that part. And I deal with morons every day with work, so I'm kinda immune to their moronity. I've always kinda the "glass half full.. half full of what, dunno, but it's half-full even if I have to pee in it" person. And I need a lot more leaves before I can get any blooms.. these last few freezing days were murder on the new leaves!!