I like your grandfather's "bunch quitter" label. We've had a few of those!
The storm headed your way is now moving out of our area - not in time for me to stay dry during early chores, however! The wet sock was entirely my fault though. While filling the chicken waterers, I managed to pour some straight into the top of my boot. I don't know what I was thinking: the hens are free range; there's water everywhere; why fill anything?