I say just stick to heavy Lard in only antique iron skillets.
Everything should be deepfried, and that is the secret to a long life as long as garlic is included.
All the old used Lard,...after you've used it;...should be poured around the base of your house to deter termites and other bugs.
Microwaves should be kept in the back shed,... and only used for terminating cockroaches for fun!
Share this information as you are sharing fried chicken with the kids and watching the roaches explode through radiation goggles.
Everyone needs a pair at the table which should be set next to the viewing window into the shed.
The secret to weed control is nuking all water in a microwave and watering weeds with it. It will end all weeds for ten years per plant!
Its a fact!
