No sense of pride here--shame and embarrassment really--but I think it is hilariously bad enough to share!
These things have been living in this spot in this pot for about 6 years, came as a BBS clearance item on a gel pad in a container that I wanted. I threw them in this pot instead of throwing them away and I ignore them. They bloom on the ceiling every spring when all the glory (and work) is outside and so am I. And no, I don't even turn them to see their faces or clean up the spiderwebs, I just laugh at myself and head back outside