Name: Toni Denver Metro (Zone 5a) Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Sue - LOLLL.. if I asked my DH for something like that, I'd be waiting a VERY VERY long time.. like, forever? That's why yard stuff is 100% my domain and he can't complain about plants I buy & stuff.
Mike - My parents made a "strawberry fountain" many years ago with 4 different sized satellite dishes. The biggest was a monster 6' C-band dish, then a 4', 3', & 18". Each one was filled with dirt and then the smaller one was stacked on top of the bigger one. Strawberries were planted in each one so that it was a cascade effect. Unfortunately, didn't get a single strawberry as the birds found out about it before they were ripe & would demolish each berry as they grew. I wonder if they still have those old dishes.. probably.. my parents don't get rid of anything.