I used to say "Only God knows which varieties are in the box and "she" won't tell me". I had a customer call me HIGHLY irate ready to cancel a $500.00 order. She said very irrationally, "Do you think God's a woman". I replied, I'm sorry you take offense to the statement. I am a Christian man myself but the day I can't have a little sense of humor is the day they plant me 6' under!!
I was like WoW, you've got to be kidding me!! I guess that's what makes the world go round though. You could worship a turnip for all I care, as long as you believe in something!!
Bill
