Because no one is going to see your light!
Okay, a very nice enabler just happened to post a beard shot of Durham Dream. Two toned and horned.
How could a Durham resident say no? The enabler then posted a full picture of my temptation. All good until another enabler went so far as to post all the vendors that had my Durham Dream. Oh my! I really didn't want the rhizome to feel lonely during shipping so I had to buy some buddies for company right??
*sigh*